My last blog was perhaps a tiny bit maudlin…so I decided to lighten things up a little.
Today I thought we would talk about procrastination. And about how I’m the Queen of it. And, no, I’m not proud of this fact.
While I successfully took down our Christmas tree last weekend, I have yet to vacuum up all those little green pieces of artificial tree “stuff” that inevitably separate from the tree and land on the carpet.
And while I was energetic enough to remove most of the Christmas decorations that filled every available square inch of space in our home, I suddenly lost all that energy when it came time to actually putting anything away.
So there it sits. Everything that screams “Christmas!” is now taking up residence in our dining room until I organize it all and store it again until next December. And here we are, an astonishing SIX days after the tree was taken down from its place of honor in the living and shoved back inside the attic closet, and my home scarily resembles one of those houses on an episode of “Hoarders.”
Well, not quite. I mean, there is clearly more than a narrow path to get from room to room. And no one has to climb over debris to get to the bathroom.
Sadly, the upstairs isn’t the only place that I haven’t de-Christmastized, either. (Yes, I just made up that word.) Our lower level was bedecked in all manner of Christmas finery, too. But now all the sparkly and glittery decorations are currently filling up the counters in our lower level kitchenette.
|Twinks is like, "Clean up this mess already, willya?!"|
Good thing I don’t cook down there.
Oh, who am I kidding? I don’t do much cooking in the upstairs kitchen, either!
But at least I was able to restrain myself from stashing handfuls of garland and twinkly lights in the oven while I contemplated which box to store them in. Knowing me, I would’ve forgotten. Until the next time I preheated the oven to bake some biscuits, anyway. I would’ve preferred seeing the house burn down than calling 9-1-1 and having the local firefighters see my messy dining room.
So I suppose I should take the hint and get started, shouldn’t I?
After all, with temps in the single digits right now, I really don’t think we want to be homeless.
…or perhaps I should just refuse to bake any biscuits until, say, April. By then I may have gotten re-energized enough to put away the garland and twinkly lights.
See what I mean? That's me, the Queen of Procrastination.
Meanwhile, Vince is looking at the house in alarm and thinking, April??" We have to wait until APRIL before things get back to normal around here?
But he's a smart man and knows what will motivate me to getting the dining room and lower level kitchenette sparkling clean.
He'll just invite people over for dinner.